What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
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What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What’s your experience of being treated bad for being white?
What do you mean son?